The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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