Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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