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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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