so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
