I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
