i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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