I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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