did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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