He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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