Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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