what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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