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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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