he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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