Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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