if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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