Porn is love you can see.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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