My nipple is on Facebook.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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