do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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