So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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