Just mADE A PArabola og urine
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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