I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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