Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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