dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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