Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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