Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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