Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
