My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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