The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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