Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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