Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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