I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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