Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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