I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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