But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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