There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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