Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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