he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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