fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
