return my video game
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize