Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
third nipple confirmed
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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