You're completely useless in the revolution.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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