Me too!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dick very happy bro
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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