you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Will you blow on my dice?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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