in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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