Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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