If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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