so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
