so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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