In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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