Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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