I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The ass gains better be worth it
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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