Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You took a bar mat shot.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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