no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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