Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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