i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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