I don't usually arrange sex via text message
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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