So drunk its hurt
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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