So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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