I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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