exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
