So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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